I am going to attempt to break the ice with a joke I found online.

The Drunk

It was Halloween and there was a nightclub that had a costume contest and party. Next to the building stood a church. The service at the church was animated with a Pentecostal flavor. A drunk man dressed in a devil's suit, staggered out of the nightclub and into the church. Everybody, including the preacher, ran out in stark fear except for one dear lady who was too paralyzed to move.
Staggering, the drunk walked over to the lady and just stood there, looking at her. Shaking with fear, she said-"Please, Mr. Devil, don't hurt me. I have been faithful to you for 30 years!"